My car has a Camel Toe.

I have decided that this year I am going to post less, but post quality. Make certain that you the reader have the unique opportunity to enjoy belly laughs while I take you on a journey of what is the inside of my mind.

If you believe that, I should also tell you that a kittens single tear, cures spasticness. Nobody, ever, wants to suffer from spasticness. So make a kitten cry.

The funny thing is the only thing that makes a kitten weepy, is spasticness.

It’s a ferocious circle.

I believe that I will be busier this year, rendering me incapable of finding the time to write a little something special for you to enjoy. This week has been a very interesting one for me. Monday evening, my car, was really hungry for a SANRAL sign.

With the help of a truck, I managed to forge my own path off the road.  After discussing the incident with the young gentleman who respects lanes as much as he does deodorant, we could not come to an agreement as to who was at fault.

He was just trying to attach another four wheels to his eighteen.

Obviously, his Zambian licence (by far the most sought after licence, second only to “to kill”) was far more superior to my code b South African guy, which I received after only one attempt in Reyton – A story for another time.

I would like to thank to roadside assistance who got there and eased the tension for all of us by calling my new transformer creating friend, ‘a monkey’. I feel like racism really helped all of us come to a really helpful conclusion.

I guess that’s why he drives a tow truck, and I am stuck here, behind a computer…using words and creating shit with my mind.

Thankfully he didn’t tow me, I really didn’t feel like listening to his theories behind the study of matter and its motion through space and time. Thankfully the guy that did come and sort me out was an absolute gentleman.

Sometimes, politeness can make things go a lot faster.

The main thing is that no one was hurt, apart from some feelings.

My car just has the world’s worst camel toe.

I also want to thank everyone on twitter for their kind words. You are all lovely.

DCMYF