After and incredibly arduous trip we arrived at Gold Reef City from Edenvale.
Every article has an intro.That was one.
At 10 am we were asked to meet at the Gold Reef City hotel, because I don’t listen and or read properly, I found myself nearly breaking in to the Gold Reef City Hotel and not the Gold Reef City Casino hotel, a mistake that is easily made.
Their names are very long and similar. Luckily the security guard was there to stop me from opening the gates into the theme park. I could already hear the yelps of terrified teens in the background as I opened a gate to a roller coaster.
They would fly by to their death – with their hands above their head and smiles on their faces.
10am: Arrival and Greetings with coffee.
We arrived at the hotel to meet Thembi, who shits all over you at being awesome. She is a consummate professional and my new best friend.
The apartheid museum is not the place where apartheid happened yet does have a screening of Invictus for you idiots or as the world likes to call you America.
12am: Theme park
We theme parked so hard I felt like what was like to wake up as George Best, which made the next step hard.
13:00: Buffet at Barney’s.
The food is so good at Barney’s I would pay to get into the theme park just to go to Barney’s, and watch the people. Gold Reef City is perfectly situated between the South and the East to attract the finest species of these two areas. Where else would you go if you had to sell your quad bike?
The rest of the afternoon was spent in our room that was the size of Georgia, you could park a Boeing in the bathroom. I recommend going on a first weekend away to this hotel for one reason only. The toilet has its own door. Your new lovely will never know that you just dropped an album more significant than Sgt. Peppers.
18:00 Back o’ the Moon for Dinner.
They gave us R900 to spend at dinner, some of us saw that as a personal challenge. The steak was so good, it was like Bach was creating a symphony on my tongue.
After which we sat to enjoy the comedy at Parkers, I was whelmed.
And even asked to shut up, by one of the kind gentlemen taking our tickets at the door, in fact our whole table was asked to keep it down and concentrate on a comedian ruining his reputation.
If you are mates with the Couch Ninja, tell him to stop what he is doing. He is shit.
I cannot understate how brilliant the Service was wherever we went. The team at Gold Reef City Casino know how to treat guests. They were warm and helpful wherever we went. I would recommend a stay there to everyone, if only to experience comfort level “King.”
The Surfer claims that the hotel is A-Maze. I agree.
Follow the shit out of them: Gold Reef City
Brace yourself. Digital Handjobs are about to be delivered.
All you bloggers are exceptionally wonderful and desperately exceptional. Spending the evening with you was a blessing. I would love to write about you guys, but it would take too long and I’m too lazy.